We all grown up listening to those Shahrukh khan’s cheesy pickup lines “Bade Bade Sheron mein aisi choti choti batein hoti rehti hain Senorita” from dilwale dhulaniya le jayenge or “ hum ek baar jeete hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyaar bhi ek baar hota hai!..” from kuch kuch hota hai. We haven’t grown up watching black and white movies that paint a pretty picture of a romance between two lovers; we have grown up watching Dexter or Friends. We are the generation that Snapchats heart rather than writing down love letters. So boys before choosing and dedicating your next pickup line to your girl be more selective because as Ellen says “When life gives you lemons, they could really be oranges”. So your boring or slushy pickup line might result in ending the relationship before even starting up. Boys be smatter, cuter and off course be flattery with these cute and impressive liners to make your girl go Awwwww!!!!…….
Witty Pickup lines that are Cute and Flattering – To impress !!
- Smoking is hazardous to health and baby you are killing me
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
- One night with me and you will feel like Ganga; wet, dirty and constantly moving.
- You are like a candy bar, half sweet and half nuts.
- I may not be genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- Baby when I see you Coochie Choochie hota hai.
- Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What) “this conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money.
- Main tumhare bacchon ka baap banne wala hoon.
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
- I am Mr. Right , someone said you were looking for me?
- Baby are you from turkey? Cause when I see you I become Tharkee.
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- You are dollar, I am rupee, no matter what I keep falling for you.
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
- Are you the Delhi Metro? Cause I will wait forever to ride you.
- You put the desi in desirable.
- I will have my mum send a rishta to yours.
- You are the only girl I love now…. But in ten years, I will love another girl.She will call you “Mommy’.
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world.
- You are so hot. I could bake cookies on you.
- If beauty were time, you would be eternity.
- Girl were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
- Our kundalis are a perfect match.
- Up above the world so high, I am not even afraid of your bada bhai.
“BE WITTY, BE FLATTERY”